http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/04/12/real-time-with-bill-maher-new-rules-3/

"Whenever a cult leader sets himself up as God's infallible wingman,
here on Earth, lock away the kids. Which is why I'd like to tip off
law enforcement to an even larger child-abusing religious cult. Its
leader also has a compound, and this guy not only operates outside the
bounds of the law, but he used to be a Nazi and he wears funny hats.
That's right, the Pope is coming to America this week and ladies, he's
single!

Now I know what you're thinking: "Bill, you shouldn't be saying that
the Catholic Church is no better than this creepy Texas cult." For
one, altar boys can't even get pregnant. But really, what tripped up
the little cult on the prairie was that they only abused hundreds of
kids, not thousands, all over the world. Cults get raided, religions
get parades. How does the Catholic Church get away with all of their
buggery? Volume, volume, volume!

If you have a few hundred followers, and you let some of them molest
children, they call you a cult leader. If have a billion, they call
you "Pope." It's like, if you can't pay your mortgage, you're a
deadbeat. But if you can't pay a million mortgages, you're BearStearn
and we bail you out. And that is who the Catholic Church is: the
BearStearns of organized pedophilia. Too big, too fat. When the
current pope was in his previous Vatican job as John Paul's Dick
Cheney, he wrote a letter instructing every Catholic bishop to keep
the sex abuse of minors secret until the Statute of Limitations ran
out. And that's the Church's attitude: "We're here, we're queer, get
used to it…"