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1  General Category / General Discussion / Bill Maher greets the Pope on: April 21, 2008, 01:12:09 PM
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/04/12/real-time-with-bill-maher-new-rules-3/

"Whenever a cult leader sets himself up as God's infallible wingman,
here on Earth, lock away the kids. Which is why I'd like to tip off
law enforcement to an even larger child-abusing religious cult. Its
leader also has a compound, and this guy not only operates outside the
bounds of the law, but he used to be a Nazi and he wears funny hats.
That's right, the Pope is coming to America this week and ladies, he's
single!

Now I know what you're thinking: "Bill, you shouldn't be saying that
the Catholic Church is no better than this creepy Texas cult." For
one, altar boys can't even get pregnant. But really, what tripped up
the little cult on the prairie was that they only abused hundreds of
kids, not thousands, all over the world. Cults get raided, religions
get parades. How does the Catholic Church get away with all of their
buggery? Volume, volume, volume!

If you have a few hundred followers, and you let some of them molest
children, they call you a cult leader. If have a billion, they call
you "Pope." It's like, if you can't pay your mortgage, you're a
deadbeat. But if you can't pay a million mortgages, you're BearStearn
and we bail you out. And that is who the Catholic Church is: the
BearStearns of organized pedophilia. Too big, too fat. When the
current pope was in his previous Vatican job as John Paul's Dick
Cheney, he wrote a letter instructing every Catholic bishop to keep
the sex abuse of minors secret until the Statute of Limitations ran
out. And that's the Church's attitude: "We're here, we're queer, get
used to it…"

2  General Category / General Discussion / From the "Fall of the American Empire" department... on: April 02, 2008, 10:26:55 AM
The movie Bugsy was playing on TV when I got a link to this story, from a discussion list I am on, in my mailbox...

~~~


Las Vegas' Project CityCenter, the largest private development in the Unites States, was to be 8 acres of shops, casinos, hotels, condos, and theaters. But now it looks like big portions of the project may remain in a state of half-built rubble piles for years to come, due to the current credit crisis in the United States. So what did this shining dream of real estate moguls look like before it turned all Resident Evil: Extinction?

Here is what developers claimed the CityCenter would like like back when the started construction.

Last week, Deutsche Bank AG, the lender on the Cosmopolitan Project (the piece of this structure that's on the far right), started foreclosure proceedings after developer Ian Bruce Eichner was unable to get more financing for the world's biggest mega-mall. Let that be a lesson to everyone who looks at gleaming architecture renderings and imagines they're seeing the future.
Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty.

3  General Category / General Discussion / A funny kind of Christian on: March 23, 2008, 10:55:06 AM
His thirst for scapegoats shows how poorly George Bush understands the meaning of Easter

    * Giles Fraser
    * The Guardian,
    * Saturday March 22 2008
   
Somewhere in the Middle East, Jesus Christ is strapped to a bench, his head wrapped in clingfilm. He furiously sucks against the plastic. A hole is pierced, but only so that a filthy rag can be stuffed back into his mouth. He is turned upside down and water slowly poured into the rag. The torturer whispers religious abuse. If you are God, save yourself you fucking idiot. Fighting to pull in oxygen through the increasingly saturated rag, his lungs start to fill up with water. Someone punches him in the stomach.

Perhaps this is how we ought to be re-telling the story of Christ's passion. For ever since the cross became a piece of jewellery, it has been drained of its power to sicken. Even before this the Romans had taken their hated instrument of torture and turned it into the logo of a new religion. Few makeovers can have been so historically significant. The very secular cross was transformed into a sort of club badge for Christians, something to be proud of.

Two weeks ago, the most powerful Christian in the world vetoed a bill that would have made it illegal for the CIA to use waterboarding on detainees. "We need to ensure our intelligence officials have all the tools they need to stop the terrorists," said George Bush in a passable impersonation of Pontius Pilate. "This is no time for Congress to abandon practices that have a proven track record of keeping America safe."

Throughout his time in office, the president has frequently been photographed in front of the cross. Yet as his support for torture demonstrates, he has understood little of its meaning. For the story of the crucifixion and resurrection of Jesus is supremely a moral story about God's identification with victims.

The French anthropologist René Girard is the modern voice that has done most to explain the nature of this moral change. Human societies, he argues, are often held together by scapegoating. From the playground to the boardroom, we pick on the weak, the weird or the different as a way of securing communal solidarity. At times of tension or division, there is nothing quite as uniting as the "discovery" of someone to blame - often someone perfectly innocent. For generations of Europeans, the Jews were cast in the role; in the same way women have been accused of being witches, homosexuals derided as unnatural, and Muslims dismissed as terrorists.

The crucifixion turns this world on its head. For it is the story of a God who deliberately takes the place of the despised and rejected so as to expose the moral degeneracy of a society that purchases its own togetherness at the cost of innocent suffering. The new society he called forth - something he dubbed the kingdom of God - was to be a society without scapegoating, without the blood of the victim. The task of all Christians is to further this kingdom, "on earth as it is in heaven".

Yet, for all his years in office, it is hard to think that President Bush has done anything much to make this kingdom more of a reality. Instead he has given us rendition, so-called specialised interrogation procedures, and the blood of many thousand innocent Iraqis. Given all this, what can it possibly mean for George Bush to call himself a Christian?

Easter is not all about going to heaven. Still less some nasty evangelical death cult where a blood sacrifice must be paid to appease an angry God. The crucifixion reveals human death-dealing at its worst. In contrast, the resurrection offers a new start, the foundation of a very different sort of community that refuses the logic of scapegoating. The kingdom is a place of shocking, almost amoral, inclusion. All are welcome, especially the rejected. At least, that's the theory. Unfortunately, very few of us Christians are any good at it.

· Giles Fraser is the vicar of Putney giles.fraser@btinternet.com

About this article:
This article appeared in the Guardian on Saturday March 22 2008 on p41 of the Comment & debate section. It was last updated at 00:03 on March 22 2008.
4  About the Heart of Alberta Website / HoA General Discussion / Re: Site mascot on: March 09, 2008, 02:30:09 PM



Any more suggestions?  Smiley

A few more:




5  About the Heart of Alberta Website / HoA General Discussion / Re: Site mascot on: March 08, 2008, 11:04:07 AM

Hey, something's missing...
Where's the badger?


Badgers?? Badgers?? We doan need no steenkin badgers! 


especial when they get loco from dee amanita muscaria...


 Cheesy
6  General Category / General Discussion / Re: the head in the hills on: March 03, 2008, 10:00:07 AM
Nature does seem to like to play tricks. Astronomers on Mars will perhaps one day look at this planet and seeing that falsely assume that it is evidence of intelligent life.   Wink

7  General Category / General Discussion / Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early on: February 27, 2008, 07:44:28 PM
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/NF5Kdm4Eu6w" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/NF5Kdm4Eu6w</a>
8  About the Heart of Alberta Website / HoA General Discussion / Re: Site mascot on: February 06, 2008, 07:04:09 PM
Here are pics of a coyote and gopher:


9  Community / Alberta Provincial Election / ABC... on: February 06, 2008, 02:05:58 PM
Anyone But Conservative is what I say. 

Does anyone know who, if anyone, is running for the Green Party in this riding?
 
10  About the Heart of Alberta Website / HoA General Discussion / Re: Site mascot on: February 03, 2008, 02:03:24 PM
On a site note, that horse looks a bit under the influence.

Actually I think I saw that horse hanging around with this gopher...


By hermetic at 2008-02-03

so that might explain things a bit...  he he


And in addition to a gopher I think a coyote really should be included as well. I will try to find a good picture of one of these trickster animals as well as a better, or more appropriate perhaps, picture of a gopher... or are they really Richardson ground squirrels around these parts?

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